Shoomph

The sound a large fluffy object makes when suddenly compressed

The pillow shoomphed when her head came quickly down on it.

The huge air-filled cushion shoomphed when the actor fell into it after jumping off the building.

by Lynalin November 11, 2009

shtoomper

noun A multi-purpose mild insult, quite often making a comparison to male genitalia or the anus. Similarly it can liken an individual to an idiot or foolish person.

Where is it? It's up my shtoomper!
I balanced this on my shtoomper for a laugh.
He's a total shtoomper!
What a shtoomper!

by The Sands of Time December 2, 2011

shroomp

A generally unpleasent person. You hate talking to them. Apparently, they do not know this, as they're always bothering you.

Shiiit dude that bitch's a shroomp get her out.

by wofl May 16, 2015

shwoomper

A slave are child that has no civil rights and is illegally bought.

"how do I get this stupid shwoomper out of my basement??"

by ronkybonky January 10, 2022

shoomp

a person who shamps frequently

"Dylan is such a shoomp. Last week he shamped all over my life."

by Shamps McGee June 20, 2009

shoompa loompa

a small penis
also called james,nick, kyle, daniel, madison

wow. look at that guys shoompa loompa

by goldentrio.5 November 21, 2011

shloomp

When you half diarrhea, half poop. A large ball of poop surrounded by diarrhea.

Mitchell: I took my daily shloomp earlier, it was like half melted, rocky road ice cream.
Zane: Nice.

by Cardi bean January 20, 2019