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Shitzophrenia

Multiple shit personalities.
Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.
by Wsop01 February 15, 2010
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Schizophrenic Bone Man

A term used to describe unmedicated mentally unstable far-right extremists and internet trolls.
I am Schizophrenic Bone Man and I want to throw car batteries in the ocean, the eels need them.
by BoneBeater November 29, 2022
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Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White
Do you know the song .Com Pt. II?
Nope but i do know Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com
by alesanaluvr January 23, 2011
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Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
by SCL-SL March 5, 2009
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schizophrenic

A person who is completely withdrawn from reality and attempts to create one of his own.
Jim Hellwig is a schizophrenic
by Brad Dotlich October 20, 2003
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Ex-induced schizophrenic

An unrecognised mental health disorder that occurs when you have been exposed to a narcissistic gaslighter who has a tendency to ghost you as a hobby.
It's ok they pin pointed the cause of my problem! I'm ex-induced schizophrenic. I finally get to hang my certificate on the wall.

Ex-induced schizophrenic a person who has been diagnosed Ex-induced schizophrenia
by Missleashy September 6, 2019
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Paranoid Schizophrenic

The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.
Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!
by Crenji April 25, 2017
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