Shittibustered

When you are on your way out the door, and are filibustered by suddenly having to take a shit that cannot wait. Usually as result of drinking coffee or eating breakfast.

Sorry I'm late, my ass shittibustered me.

by GrabowDJ01 July 7, 2014

Smittybatter

The dried crusty residue around the anal cavity of a porn star, left from the last sexual encounter.

I could smell her Smittybatter from a mile away.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

shittybitch

An interjection that combines both "shit" and "bitch", thereby giving it high status in the world of profanity.

Guy 1: Dude, I did you mom.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

Guy 1: Your girlfriend's fuckin' ugly.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

Guy 1: 2-dollar whores are better than 10-dollar whores.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

by aman13 December 20, 2010

shittybumweasel

the rectum of a heavy marajuana smoker, often accompanied by a fanny weasel of heavy jewbearded goodness.

shitting hell anus your a shittybumweasel of the higest order

by badgerisfat September 8, 2008

Shitty Butt Cum

Similar to Santorum but not requiring the anal lube.

Eww! You got shitty butt cum all over grandma!

by six_plus_one December 5, 2005

shittytittyfuck

When someone gets off with assfuckshit on their chest

When my mom was 20 she liked to get shittytittyfucked

by Mike from school December 8, 2004

Shitty Butt

Someone that is upset or offended

Molly always gets shitty butt when people tell her she’s a hoe

by coolcatbrat October 19, 2018