by NiggerFaggot_Blownuts September 22, 2009
"I really wanted to but some non-processed food but all we have is a Shitty Kitty by us and they don't sell anything by crap!"
by Lithrin May 26, 2014
When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed
"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"
by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2021
by Gashmask23 November 15, 2020
1. The small, feces covered feline that runs around inside ones brain the morning after an evening of excessive drinking.
2. An extremely hungover individual.
2. An extremely hungover individual.
1. "The shitty kitty just won't go away this morning, I'm never drinking again."
2. "Man, you were really hammered last night."
"Yeah, but I've been a shitty kitty all day today."
2. "Man, you were really hammered last night."
"Yeah, but I've been a shitty kitty all day today."
by shittykittyallday January 19, 2010
A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.
Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("
Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("
Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."
Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("
Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."
by AeroGirl198457 June 14, 2010
When a woman exercises poor bathroom habits: wiping back to front, instead of front to back. This results in feces in the pussy area.
"Sam was sloppy while wiping, so now she has a shitty kitty"
"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"
"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"
by Matmantha September 04, 2014