shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

by shwillybilly January 3, 2008

Shitty Tittie

When a woman with a nipple as large as a penis fucks a man in the ass with it.

When I saw the size of her nipples, I asked for a shitty tittie.

by Leroy Slim Stijn May 25, 2011

shitty titties

when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.

i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me

by waldaaayyy September 6, 2010

Shitty Titties

1. Alternative curse word

Shitty Titties!

by SlipNdip_69 March 8, 2020

shitty titty

somethin' all dirty and nasty.

Earlier today my hamster went down my gurlies shirt and we thought it took a dump down there...but it was just fuzz. So now I make fun of her and tell her she has shitty titties!

by bare naked girls in the back seat September 6, 2003

shitty titty dick

when one titty fucks a woman after having anal sex with stated woman

You wanna shitty titty dick?

Dude, I just got some really good shitty titty dick!!!

by GOD1203 September 25, 2013

Shittie Tittie

When a dude drops a HUGE load of pure shit on a womans chest and then proceeds to tittie fuck her. Let it be known that this generally results in shitdick as well.

Man 1: Dude I had to take the biggest shit last night but I was horny as f*ck.

Man 2: So what did you do?

Man 1: Dropped a deuce on her titties and f*cked 'em good!

Man 2: Nice dude, the shittie tittie! You get shitdick?

Man 1: Yeah, but sooooooo worth it.

by letitbeknown2468 August 31, 2010