shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.
After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.
by shwillybilly January 3, 2008
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Shitty Tittie

When a woman with a nipple as large as a penis fucks a man in the ass with it.
When I saw the size of her nipples, I asked for a shitty tittie.
by Leroy Slim Stijn May 25, 2011
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shitty titties

when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.
i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me
by waldaaayyy September 6, 2010
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shitty titty

Earlier today my hamster went down my gurlies shirt and we thought it took a dump down there...but it was just fuzz. So now I make fun of her and tell her she has shitty titties!
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Shitty Tittys

If the poopee of a cleveland steamer is female, you have given her 'shitty tittys'
When I gave my girlfriend a cleveland steamer last night, she had real shitty tittys!
by Titmeister January 8, 2012
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shitty titty dick

when one titty fucks a woman after having anal sex with stated woman
You wanna shitty titty dick?

Dude, I just got some really good shitty titty dick!!!
by GOD1203 September 25, 2013
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