shittechtard

n., Someone who chronichly has technology problems and bothers you about it all the time.

My girlfriend is such a shittechtard she can't operate a mac.

by dan nm August 15, 2007

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shitwich

for some reason you leap off the toilet while taking a shit, in which the resulting action causes the hot turd to be smooshed between your ass

dude1: NO WAY i just won $1 mil. in the lotto!

dude1 leaps up

dude1: uuuuhhhhh man i just made a shitwich.

by lake placid black guy October 31, 2009

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ShitTickets

Another ridiculous word to use when talking about toilet paper.

Hey, I'm stuck on the toilet & we're all out of SHITTICKETS!!!

by CJB1984 May 15, 2017

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shittical

describes anything coming from shitty people.

Timothy: I watched Star Wars and I saw Luke killed his own Father.
Paul: Star Wars Luke = The Most Shittical Person Ever.

by alcopaul September 21, 2018

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A guy who has a killer smile. Daring eyes. And the sweetest heart a man could ever have. His kisses hypnotize you. His hugs make you feel safe. His presence is the best ever. He is the guy to fall in love with. To be with. He would do anything for you and your safety. No guy could ever compare. If you find one, don't let him go. He's far too worth it.

Girl: Who is that handsome man?
Guy: That's my boy, Shitticus!
Girl: He's like perfect.
Guy: Yeah, pretty much every guy wants to be him and every girl wants him. He's a great guy.

by patas screeb punch June 22, 2022

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