Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter

James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.

by Coostis April 17, 2011

Shitter-titters

Often said when frustrated or aggravated.

Patrick: "What happened to the pop-tart I left on the counter just 10 minutes ago?"

Dani: "Oh... I ate it"

Patrick: "SHITTER-TITTERS!"

by Robodonkey October 17, 2011

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content or who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

Shittery Tittery

A commonly used swear word that is used as an instant reaction.

There’s a big hockey game and it’s down to the last penalty shot and timmy has it. He goes down the ice and does a triple deke. He tricks the goalie and shoots the put and misses the net.

Timmy yells “shittery tittery”.
He get’s kicked off the ice

by Placebo1234 March 29, 2020

Titter spitter

The legend of a redneck woman that has been sighted in and around Central Indiana that has large breasts and chews tobacco and spits large streams of spit

We were at the BP in Lanesville getting some gas when the titter spitter appeared out of nowhere in her white truck and checked out Kelty.

by Randall Fredrickson January 15, 2008