Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"

by Team lean supreme May 27, 2008
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Shittens

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001

by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005
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A sheep kitten also known as a shat
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A slang contraction name for shetland kitten
A: Aww what a big cute shitten
B: He's more like a little shat
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Shitten

When a person wraps copious amounts of toilet paper around their hands in order to keep their hands/fingers clear of doo-doo they have made a shitten.
Derived from the former shit-mitten.
It was horrible when I was assaulted by my careless turdburglar co-worker because my pants were down and I was wearing one brown shitten.
by MagdalenaOriginal August 05, 2009
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get out side shitten!!!
by sam March 21, 2005
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To ruin, spoil, sabotage, make annoying or generally increase how shitty something is.
"Wow, that presentation really sucked."
"Yeah, it could have been good, but Mitch wouldn't shut up - he tends to shitten things."
by Eileen Fitzpatrick March 12, 2010
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