Shitsticks

Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.

After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.

by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

shitsticks

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

by Lfrey May 5, 2006

shitsicle buttfuck

frozen shit thrusted up the asshole

Steve: Dude that guy just gave that girl a shitsicle buttfuck

Joe: Damn that must've hurt

by ovebvhoeirbvhioerbvih4h45h45h4 October 14, 2009

Shitsicle

When over a process of a few days, someone inserts a Popsicle stick up their anus. Every insertion will add a thin layer of shit, over time adding up to a large Shitsicle.

Becky feeds a Shitsicle to her child every day.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

gooch flavored shitsicle

just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.

Shut the hell up you gooch flavored shitsicle

by josh klayburn June 17, 2008

Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

by Pollup January 11, 2008

Shotsicles

Vodka enhanced popsicles that are an incredibly tasty summer drink. They're often used at a party to consume alcohol in stealth mode.

Kathleen: There is no way I am going to make it through this family reunion barbecue when it's booze free.
Julia: Don't worry- I'm bringing a stash of shotsicles for the two of us!
Kathleen: YES.

by kiwi4030 July 27, 2010