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shitsplash

While you are taking a shit and when the turd hits the water and the water touches your asshole.
Ahhhhhhh! i just got a shitsplash from the toilet water touching my ass!
by shitsplashmyass February 21, 2010
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serbian shitsplosion

A Serbian shitsplosion is when a person takes a shit and shoves it up a hand dryer. The result of this is the next person to use the hand dryer will have their hands covered in an explosion of shit.
I loaded a turd in the hand dryer at that Taco Bell, the next person will be surprised by my Serbian shitsplosion.
by Quesoamericano October 21, 2013
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shitshitshit

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!
a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.
by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008
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shitsplosion

1. An explosion of shit.
2. Whatever event has the aftermath that gives one the impression that shit exploded.
Don't go in the third stall to the right - someone had a shitsplosion in there.
by Phlegatu February 6, 2004
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Shitplitive

A shitplitive is an expletive invented in an OHSHIT moment, and can be amazing, but is usually forgotten in the pain or excitment.
"Fuck monkeys on a shit log! That sonafawhore hammer just hit my thumb!"

"Wow John, cool it with the shitplitives."
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter
Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight
by El Bonerino June 16, 2010
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Shitsplosion

The result of someone shitting so violently and uncontrollably that shit ends up EVERYWHERE, including the walls and (possibly) the ceiling of the restroom. Therefore, the aftermath resembles an explosion of shit.
Guy #1: I just went into the bathroom and it looks like there was a shitsplosion in there earlier!

Guy #2: My bad...I ate Taco Bell for lunch...

Guy #1: That's nasty bro!
by KingBrandonA August 28, 2014
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