shitlickmcfucker

When parents bring their kid to McDonald's and their kid shits all over the playground.

Kid: *shits*
Mom: "you stupid shitlickmcfucker"

by gidddy January 30, 2021

Shitflicker

A pair of shoes that look like they are supposed to flick shit all over you.

Why do you own a pair of shitflickers from aldi? Go buy some new ones before you flick your own shit all over me!

by thescouser February 26, 2012

shitjack

1. redneck term for 'apparatus'. 2. technical term for a throwaway shell script or quick tool.

Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.

by JSbig June 25, 2015

shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

Shitluck

An occurance or series of events of an incredibly fucked up nature.

Guy:I got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
Guy2: Shitluck.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwel August 31, 2009

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

by hitman61live December 14, 2012

shitclick

Someone that sucks at operating a mouse.

"Tyler is such a shitclick. He clicks on the porn ads every time."

by jattacksonn March 13, 2018