shitshoot

aka: butthole, cornhole, asshole, etc.

That broad was nuts. She lifted up my seed pouch and licked at my shitshoot like a thirsty hound.

by berserker256 May 17, 2003

Shitsplosion

The result of someone shitting so violently and uncontrollably that shit ends up EVERYWHERE, including the walls and (possibly) the ceiling of the restroom. Therefore, the aftermath resembles an explosion of shit.

Guy #1: I just went into the bathroom and it looks like there was a shitsplosion in there earlier!

Guy #2: My bad...I ate Taco Bell for lunch...

Guy #1: That's nasty bro!

by KingBrandonA August 28, 2014

shitsplosion

The sudden, urgent, uncontrollable release of an enormous amount of shit, most frequently diarrhea. It is much worse and more violent than a shart. It can make you:
1. shit your pants.
2. doo doo on the floor.
3. dookie on any surface under or near you.
4. clog the shitter something awful!

It can also indicate: mass chaos; a conglomeration of fuckitude; a situation fucked up beyond all recognition, aka FUBAR; a Mongolian Cluster Fuck; when all fucking hell breaks loose.

I ate lamb curry last night and, an hour later, I had a shitsplosion so bad, I had to put my panties in my purse and haul ass from the restaurant.

Pam told everyone at the office she was screwing Tammy's boyfriend. When Tammy found out, there was a shitsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving Pam stapling Tammy's ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring AND her weave!

That thirteen-car pile-up caused a hell of a shitsplosion on I-95 at rush hour yesterday.

My mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter shitsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.

by budsbabe January 2, 2008

shotalot

An expression of thanks to a person. Derived from the word shot often used by South African youths to thank someone.

Dude 1: Can you lend me some cash?
Dude 2: Sure! Heres $5...
Dude 3: shotalot!

by h3x0r10123 October 31, 2011

shitsplit

The act of sharting whilst sporting a g-string causing the fecal matter to become disrupted by the interfering underwear and launch forth in two separate directions.

Dude! That erotic dancer just performed a shitsplit on my lap!

by The Jarvis February 20, 2006

shitslop

1.Refers to low quality fast food.

2.Refers to Taco Bell's beef, specifically.

-Hey what can we get to eat at this time of night?
-You're only going to find shitslop.

by Dordan Dayliaz November 22, 2006

shitlotta

a significant amount of something

wow there's a shitlotta cops at the bar

by Rainman 2 December 17, 2008