shitbum

a person who lacks the very basic skills of hygiene and posesses a propensity towards laziness and sloth. They tend to have an untidy appearance and have trouble maintaining gainful employment.

Myra had no other option than to divorce Chuck, because he was such a shitbum.

by dennis November 19, 2002

shitcumstances

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

by Snowday February 4, 2009

Shittrumpet

Gingers who date you and turn out to be gay after the worlds most awkward date.

"Dude, my ex turned out to be a total Shittrumpet."
"It's ok he wore those hideous pants anyway."

by Milk carton December 2, 2014

shitpump

A useless person. Food goes in and shit comes out, that's all he does.

Bloggins is a shitpump.

by Fat Edgar September 9, 2007

Shitbum

Noun: A person of absolutely no value or worth. To perform no function, and meet zero expectation.

What are you doing today Jeff?

I am hungover and being a total shitbum.

by TheTightEnd September 4, 2009

Shitrus

Combo of Shit and Citrus

When you take a shit and spray Frebreeze making your bathroom smell like Shitrus

Dad: Who sprayed the Shitrus!
Son: I did!

by BillCorridorTheGodofDankMemes November 1, 2016

shitrus

The smell of Bed and Bath citrus spray after your spray your bathroom immediately following a big dump.

Did you use the citrus spray after you used the restroom? Why yes i sure did and now it smells like shitrus.

by Clay Rookdoggie January 17, 2009