shitonymity

The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.

After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.

Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?

by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011

Shitsthony

A fat mother fucker who has 5 kids at the age of 25 and married some nasty bitch who neglects her kids. He sells dish network for a living and makes very little money because his boss hates him. Shitsthony's are great sales persons and would do well in life if they could read or stay on task. They are generally fat lazy sacks of shit. Shitsthony's are considered to be mooches because they ask for money and food all the time. What they are best at is getting their friends put in jail. They generally dont give a shit about anyone around them so they leave their drugs in other peoples cars and let others take the fall for it. Shitsthony's should be neutered at birth so that we may end the blood line and save the world.

Shitsthony- "Hey man Im really hungry and my kids need diapers."

Boss- "What do I look like a fucking bank?"

Shitsthony- "Well how do you expect me to make sales when I have to worry about my kids not being able to poop?"

Boss- "Fuck"

by Mchammer911 June 18, 2009

shitphobia

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.

"My shitphobia really gets going when I see pubic hairs on a public toilet.

by LeonC December 15, 2002

shitphoria

The immediate improvement of one's physical,emotional and spiritual state following a bowel movement.

After 45 minutes in the bathroom "the pizznasty" emerged in state of complete shitphoria.

by cdiddy27 May 30, 2014

Shitchronyzing

When you are defecating at the same time as your friend and you are both aware that the other person is doing so

Shaniqua: I’m dropping a fat dookie rn gurl
Bonqueque: Hoe you’re lying so am I!!!
Shaniqua: Omg no way wow bestie goals we’re shitchronyzing!!!

by T-ripples July 20, 2018

Simphony

noun. a song that a simp listens to on repeat following a heartbreak

I was up all night listening to X. What a simphony.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simphony

A group of Muskrats. Typically consisting of a bunch of absolute loser grown men who are obsessed with the world's cringiest billionaire. They roam the internet gargling Elon Musk's balls in the vain hope that daddy will notice them.

Don't tweet about his Apartheid emerald mine money, unless you want a simphony of Muskrats in your replies.

by Jane Grape Geyser November 2, 2022