The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.
After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.
Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?
Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?
by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011
Get the shitonymity mug.a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.
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An exclamation. Like the word "shit" but just a tad bit cleaner and more amusing to say.
Sheh-towe-skee
Sheh-towe-skee
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Get the ShiTon mug.A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.
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"I am never eating at this restaurant again! The service was slow and the waiter gave me shitoast!"
A: "Are you almost done with the order for table 16?"
B: "Yes, I just need to take a quick shit on their toast."
C: "Well she does strike me as a person who enjoys shitoast."
B: "I actually don't care if she likes it or not. I just want her to eat my shit."
A: "Are you almost done with the order for table 16?"
B: "Yes, I just need to take a quick shit on their toast."
C: "Well she does strike me as a person who enjoys shitoast."
B: "I actually don't care if she likes it or not. I just want her to eat my shit."
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