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shitonymity

The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.
After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.

Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?
by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011
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shitosis

a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.
Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!
by Laura & Tika October 20, 2008
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shitowski

An exclamation. Like the word "shit" but just a tad bit cleaner and more amusing to say.

Sheh-towe-skee
*hits thumb with hammer* Shitowski!"

"Shitowski, I forgot my homework."
by ilikeyourshoes April 30, 2005
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Shiton!

A word that most fortnite players use when they get a kill
Mongral: HES 1 HES 1
Kid: *Dies*
Mongral: FUCKIN SHITON!
by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 23, 2020
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ShiTon

Combination of Shit and ton. As in a ton of shit. or large amount of something.
"Thats a ShiTon of stuff ya got there."
by Sterhelio July 27, 2004
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Shitong

A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.
Did you see Goobert's grade on that test, what a shitong.
by TrinidadSlanguage April 1, 2019
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shitoast

Toast that is served with shit on it in place of the preferable butter or jam; most likely to be served with breakfast and given to people by pranksters (typical) or weirdos with strange shit-related fetishes.
"I am never eating at this restaurant again! The service was slow and the waiter gave me shitoast!"

A: "Are you almost done with the order for table 16?"
B: "Yes, I just need to take a quick shit on their toast."
C: "Well she does strike me as a person who enjoys shitoast."
B: "I actually don't care if she likes it or not. I just want her to eat my shit."
by SweatnShame July 30, 2014
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