shitmonk

imaginary creature made of shit that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.

How the hell did my TV cord get tangled up! It goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin shitmonk.

by bridgeburner216 November 26, 2009

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shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

by King Mob May 20, 2004

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Shitcom

A word used to describe all the really bad sitcoms that are coming out recently, which are usually just inferior clones of previous great sitcoms.

Man did you watch the shitcom Hope & Faith last night?

by Alex V made this. June 23, 2004

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shatom

term used to describe the small 'shit-atoms' that are produced in the act of farting
2 or more shatoms bonded together is called a sholecule and a collection of sholecules, a sharticle.

olly: have you just dropped your guts again matty?
matty: yeah, can you smell it?
olly: of course i can, i've just breathed in a load of your shatoms!

by ollyderby February 26, 2008

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A man who constantly shits and never wipes his ass. He shits anywhere he goes. He is what true peak masculine performance is. He is ascended far greater then Alphas, Betas, Sigmas, Omegas, all combined.

Cringe Beta loser: AHH DUDE WTF?!?!?! YOUR SHITTING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!!!! YOUR FUCKING NASTY!!!!

Based Shitma Male: I am not nasty, I am a Shitma Male

by DESTROY ISREAL August 29, 2021

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