shitmunk

when you shit in a womans mouth and her cheeks puff out like a cute chipmunk.

I just pulled a shitmunk on some chic, then I punched her in the face, and she became a mud bitch.

by eddie the wordsmith September 8, 2011

shitmuff

a name for really stupid cops...or cops who are not stable enough to be a cop

officer strout is a shitmuff

by homerun derby May 10, 2010

shitmullered

Too hammered

Did you see how pissed Jonny was last night, he was shitmullered!

by Bax Marvelous March 27, 2010

Shitmuncher

Someone who accepts and broadcasts the dumbed down mass media opinion over thinking for themselves. Often will be overly patriotic and borderline racist. Typically reads a middle market tabloid.

Dan: I Was Born In The UK, So Why Do I Have Less Rights Then Immigrants?

Jake: You don't, why don't you start forming your own opinions based on your own research rather than spouting dail mail readers letters you shitmuncher.

by dexterchip March 6, 2011

shitmus test

Like a litmus test, only instead of litmus paper there's bog roll and instead of an acid/base there's an anus that might have let something slip in the process of breaking wind.

Crikey - I think there was something in that! I'd better go and take a shitmus test...

by hippiness February 18, 2005

shitmidget

n. A small child.

Wow, I never want to have shitmidgets of my own!

by inthecorridor September 4, 2009

Shitdudefuckin

Usually used as a neutral response when you no longer have anything else to say about the subject matter. Often used much more frequently when you are slightly perved.

David: That girlie over there is bangin! I wanna bust out my cake hammer on her and make all of her friends watch!

Nick: Shitdudefuckin!

by all the names are already used November 5, 2009