Shitmixed

To get incoherently drunk, often for a celebration or after a big event of some sort. This way of drinking usually ends up with a blackout.

- "Hey mate, what are your plans after the final exam ?"
- "Oh, I'm getting shitmixed like there's no tomorrow."

by Canadian party man February 27, 2017

shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.

Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.

by Assmosis May 6, 2016

Shitmindfulshit

a mental state achieved by focusing one's awareness on the past or present moment angerly ignoring and declining one's feelings, thoughts, and bodily sensations

He was told news and he just went total shitmindfulshit you couldnt even talk to him

by 1234abd January 3, 2021