Fortress of Shitatude

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.

Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude

by mregina August 27, 2016

shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter

Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight

by El Bonerino June 16, 2010

Shattitude

An emotion one feels when they have to have a severe bowel movement (take a shit/shat) but they can't for some reason or another.

I had to suddenly take a shit while I was driving, I ran into use the bathroom at a gas station and the bathroom was out of order. I had a shattitude like no other!

by ALL BIZ September 24, 2018

Shaqtitude

The overall level of Shaq as defined by the masterpiece known only as "Shaq Fu". Those who are at peace with their inner Shaq and profess extreme dexterity in the ancient art of Shaq Fu can achieve supreme Shaquillination and successfully encounter situations of even the most impressive Shaqtitude.

Following heavy meditation, The Great Shaquille raised his mighty fist and contacted with an uppercut; the opponent was decimated by the Shaqtitude of the blow.

by Sensei SkullWolf August 26, 2005

Shattitude

The grunts and/or other assorted sounds expelled from one shitting.

"*Uhhhhhh!!!*"

"You betta fix that shattitude, boy! Don't make me take my belt off!"

by whowhatwhenwherewhyhow December 15, 2008

spicitude

an arrogant, prideful, spic attitude. Spics who carry on about how wonderful the shithole they left is.

My neighbors wave their Cuban flag with a real spicitude.

by Horst Schitt January 3, 2014

shitteded

The past tense of shit according to people with a low IQ

Aydan said Eric shitteded on the bed and I said no dumbass he shat on the bed.

by Hestupid40 June 1, 2016