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Shiticism

The opposite of constructive criticism. This kind of criticism offers no form of help.
1: Can you listen to this song and give me constructive criticism about how I could make it better, etc.?

2: Okay, *listens to song*.

1: So, what do you think?

2: It's shit. (this criticism offers no advice, therefore is not constructive, and is therefore shiticism).
by beffispro May 15, 2010
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sititis

1) Latin for "thirsting."
2) According to the Clark County News of December 1875, it is a disease "caused from people sitting around too much and taking no exercise."
3) A palindrome that just happens to have the words "sit," "it," "tit," and "'tis" in it.
Laura, if you keep telling me to sit tight, I’m gonna get a bad case of sititis!
Urkel, if you don’t stop complaining you’ll get a worse case of broken-face-and-glasses!

Family Matters, Episode 88
by Lexical October 14, 2007
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Shitinist

One who defecates in abundance.
...dis mark da fif time I try ta use da damn crappa, never damn time I go in there, Jamal be sittin' on the shitter. He da shitinist ma fucker I ever seen.
by Boph Yall January 17, 2011
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Anti Shitism

Speaking against Israeli aggression is anti-shit-ism not anti-semitism
Harry: Israel is a terrorist state.
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism
by Abaynakar May 31, 2021
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Spiritism

Religion, Science, and Philosophy compiled and organized by Allan Kardec in 1857. For more on Spiritism, visit www.allankardec.ca or www.spiritism.ca
He believes in Spiritism, so he is a Spiritist
by Urban Dictionary February 8, 2004
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shitism

The religion in which "shit" is praised.
The turd commandments are as follows:
1.Don't shit in a pit.
2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.
4.Don't wipe with nettles.
5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.
"I say Agatha" said Reginald, "is this chap christian, or one of the Jews?
"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"
"Capital." Regie responded
-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen
by Henry Taylor December 12, 2006
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[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - The force or power that controls one's good-shit and bad-shit life experiences... Usually controlled by the tongue and associated more so with bad-shit experiences. Related to Shit-Magnet
My day has been continually going from bad to worse...! I feel like a Shit-Magnet...! My Shitmatism must be out of wack...?
by Chrisso. Australia August 4, 2009
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