Shithouse Poet

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

Shithoused

The next level beyond being just drunk. A state of complete and utter stupidity.

Hey man, you were so shithoused last night you burned your house down.

by Alcoholism September 16, 2004

Sunday at the shithole

Slang disparagement of the unfortunate reality of sometimes needing to go into work on a Sunday.

Yup, it’s Sunday at the shithole and I’m wanting to lie on the warm and breezy beach without my eyes locked on a computer screen!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

shithole country

The ex-Confederate states plus the flyover states (e.g., Nebraska) that are heavily pro-Trump.

We the civilized states shall secede and declare independence from this shithole country.

by barrickolbermann January 20, 2018

Shithoused

When so called big (football/soccer) teams get beat by small teams like Preston (North End), when everyone knows they should be beating #teamslikePreston

"You've been shithoused"

by Fog916 December 13, 2018

shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

shithag

An old or middle aged woman who is constantly talking or yelling shit

That shithag is constantly yelling incomprehensible bullshit all the time

by RedPortiaOne April 11, 2017