A combination of the words shit-faced, smashed, and hammered; used to indicate extreme inebriation beyond the point that one of aforementioned words suffices to sufficiently express one's physical and mental state.
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A general expression of utter terribleness.
A general expression of utter terribleness.
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US Army slang for actions which follow an individual's decision to make something happen in the shortest possible time, without regard to the laws of the universe.
Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."
A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."
Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."
A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."
Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
Oh goddammit, I know the axle's broken, for fuck's sake, I can see it. We're two miles out, just shithammer that bitch back together enough to get us there. After that, who cares, we exfil on Blackhawks.
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"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"
"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"
"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"
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