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shitmester

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.
Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."
by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014
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Shitstagram

1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.

2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.
Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.

The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.

Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.
by Giardipants January 19, 2014
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The main shitstain

Why the fuck is Reggie bullock starting he’s the main shitstain
by Free Luka$$$ July 23, 2021
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shitstar

the slang term of an australian budget airline known as Jetstar..
Hey mate.. What airline you fly with?

Shitstar aye bruz..
by wombat ingles January 22, 2011
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Shitastrophy

It is used for massive mess ups and super fucked up situations, also could be used in epic fails...
"That movie was a total SHITASTROPHY, i slept through the whole fuckin episode"
by Nero Vendetta November 10, 2011
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shitstain

A stain on a persons underwear from shit. This normally happens to a heavyset person.

This usually happens by:

1.) Farting too hard
2.) Not wiping after a soupy shit

This can be embarrassing.
Guy 1: LOL did you see that guys shitstain when he was changing!?
Guy 2: Yeah!! It was disgusting! He must have been farting too much.
by MarkMan641 November 26, 2011
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Shitstainer

A person with an unusually large buttocks and/or rectum that continually leaves fecal stains on the toilet seat after evacuating their bowels.
Don't go in there after Brian ... he's a fucking Shitstainer
by pcicc December 26, 2016
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