shitcake

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.

As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....

by osibisa November 16, 2007

Shitclapper

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.

Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."

by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

shitload of fuck

An expletive phrase that every angry reviewer of bad video games is required to use by law. Failure to do so results in a fine and up to 3 years in a federal prison.

See also: fuckballs, fuckin' sucks, suckin' fucks, sucks monkey fuck.

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!!"
-Angry Video Game Nerd

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!"
-Irate Gamer, the fucking poser that he is

by agwellin January 3, 2008

shitcake

An offensive or loathsome person.

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.

by von Trips August 29, 2009

shitclunk

The sound anything makes that's going to take effort to clean up

I knew it was a "shitclunk," when the wine hit the floor

by emilejfagerstromiv January 30, 2019

shitload

In Software Engineering, an IEEE recognized standardized unit. The number of instances of a problem that must occur in an area/component that falls outside your area of ownership - usually 1 such occurrence qualifies as a shitload. If the problem occurs in your own area, the multiplier is 100x as any instance is obviously warranted and is merely providing good data.

Brett, your Assert fired once in an overnight test pass loop I ran on my machine. That's a shitload of hits! Pls fix ASAP! Thanks!

by thedarkknightgoestobed February 6, 2018

Shitcaker

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.

" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006