Shitballs

small dangle-berry like artifices protruding from the hair follicles of the external anal sphincter

Before beginning the prostate examination, Dr Lin proceeded to clear teh shitballs from David's anus.

by max lin November 7, 2003

Shitballs

What you call your mom's meatballs when she buys the cheap brand.

Gosh mom, those shitballs look like your shitballs.

by thesexyman123 July 17, 2011

Shitballs

When You Have Anal Sex And Her Ass His So Looser Your Balls Become Engulfed In Poop.

I Was Ass Fucking This Ho And Got Mad Shitballs.

by Brent March 31, 2005

Shitballs

A virus so serious that cannot be removed. (Even the FBI and M15 cannot identify what the offending letters stand for.) It will send you spam messages of porn, and popups of naked men, women, and children will frequently appear and invade your computer screen.

*clicks on a link*
OMFG, i just clicked on shitballs, FUCK!

by ren preston March 31, 2009

shitballs

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright

As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".

by cliff December 6, 2002

shitball

A low-life loser; degenerate.

What a shitball! He killed his family!

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Shitballing

A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.

I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.

by Dick driller January 6, 2009