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Shitacular

Something that went wrong or something that happened and was extremely shitty
Getting your dick caught in the toaster is shitacular.
by Matt April 17, 2003
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shitcutest

the most tasteless person on twitter. thinks he has taste but everyone knows he doesn’t
“have you heard copy cat by melanie martinez? it’s so good!”

“shut up shitcutest”
by chybaby October 24, 2020
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shiticules

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.
This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.
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Shitacle

the piece of excrement hanging down during a bowel movement
Damn I have a Shitacle hanging from my ass
by Ken Mishima November 29, 2002
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Shiticles

1. Occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his testicles are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). As the turd descends into the toilet bowl, it scrapes the testicles fowling them with feces (aka. shiticiles).

2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).

3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.
1. "Seriously, i shouldn't have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have shiticles"

2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"

3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"
by URGFsBF April 29, 2011
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shiticles

the feeling of being cold; usually stuck in a cold bathroom at a greasy spoon diner, disposing of a weeks worth of meals.
Holy shiticles, I need to hurry before I get stuck in here.
by elank54 July 28, 2010
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shitcutest

Shitcutest is a legend , your fave could never
by Test me October 19, 2020
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