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shitache

A type of mushroom that tastes so much like shit, it causes actual physical pain

Known as coproellis fungi in Latin...
Your mushrooms taste like shit! Yea I know that's because they are shitache mushrooms huhuhuh
by Bobby twist August 21, 2019
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shibacle

A screw-up so large and so shitty as to go beyond creating merely a debacle.
The wedding reception became a complete and total shibacle when the best man farted during the toast, creating a fireball atop a nearby candle and lighting the bride's hair on fire.
by Neion Deion April 9, 2010
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Shiticles

1. Occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his testicles are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). As the turd descends into the toilet bowl, it scrapes the testicles fowling them with feces (aka. shiticiles).

2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).

3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.
1. "Seriously, i shouldn't have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have shiticles"

2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"

3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"
by URGFsBF April 29, 2011
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shibacle

"The Donovan McNabb trade was dumb as hell. It was a total shibacle."
by MauryBallsteen April 9, 2010
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shiticle

a child who never showers, always has a dirty house and will never get pussy.
"shiticle you gay cunt"
by michael hamdomcrombie October 5, 2008
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Shiticle

A long haired person, with hair that hangs to their butt crack, poops and the poop particles float into their hair
Long haired Sally had bad pizza with prosciutto, was in the toilet 30 minutes later, and blew shiticles into her ponytail.
by EC0417 January 10, 2022
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shiticles

the feeling of being cold; usually stuck in a cold bathroom at a greasy spoon diner, disposing of a weeks worth of meals.
Holy shiticles, I need to hurry before I get stuck in here.
by elank54 July 28, 2010
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