by newman November 20, 2003
After drinking Grey Goose, Worse than a beer shit. Hard as bricks coming out the rectum, smelling of stink bombs, the stench goes on for days.
After a long night of drinking grey goose you wake up trying to remember what happened and shake the hang over feeling. you than sit up and need a glass of water and than it kicks. you got goose shits. you may sit there for hours coming out hard as a rock but it does and you feel so much better and empty that you got it all out. and than a few hours later the cycle starts again.
by daniellecarmen September 18, 2006
Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
by #1SMTX August 23, 2015
Something that really gets into motion
very quickly or is lightening fast.ie
like shit through a goose.
very quickly or is lightening fast.ie
like shit through a goose.
His new set of wheels goes like like
shit through a goose.
Get the hell out of here or I'll call
security and you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose!
shit through a goose.
Get the hell out of here or I'll call
security and you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose!
by MADANGEL August 15, 2005
by H-2-the-Dub August 02, 2008
by Young Sween January 26, 2009
When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.
Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?
Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
by BobbyD February 16, 2016