Shit on a biscuit

Phrase used to describe the impossible things in ones life that just shouldnt be able to happen.

Me: Whoa I just won the lottery twice in the past 2 weeks!

Friend: Well isnt that just some shit on a biscuit.

by Cat lover’s anonymous September 2, 2009

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When you sick of everyone's shit and don't know how else to describe it

Someone: "I did so much better than you on that math test."
Me: "Well I might as well shit on a biscuit."

by THESEAREREALWORDS April 21, 2018

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Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 28, 2022

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Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 5, 2024

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shit-biscuits

1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.

1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)

by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006

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