shirtcocking

A nudist practice involving wearing nothing but a shirt, usually a t-shirt that ends above the waste.

That smelly old hippie with the Burn It! t-shirt and no pants is shirtcocking in the wrong town. Get him!

by Prof. Toofin Gersinmee May 3, 2006

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Shirtcockin'

When a male wears nothing but a shirt in public and his penis is swinging from below his shirt. Recently popularized at Flipside and the Ambient Camping and Winners Circle crowd.

"Hey Joe I bet you you don't have the balls to run around here shirtcockin'!"

by OneLove ATX February 4, 2010

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Noun.

When someone makes a stupid word on urbandictionary.com to prove the point that
A. urbandictionary shouldn't be used as a real dictionary.
B. urbandictionary is filled with "culture words" or words that only exist because people say them.

John, using Shirodosiclition, proved that jeff isn't a word by itself.

by Shir0 April 19, 2017

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Spirocooly

1: Disorientating, but not necessarily in a bad way.

2: Of or relating to spirals in one way or another.

"I can't tell if today is Wednesday or Friday, this whole damn week's been all spirocooly on me."

"The artist's treatise on the descent into madness is very spirocooly. It took me a moment to find myself after viewing it."

by D. Chewman March 6, 2009

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shirtcocked

Anywhere there is potential of male or female nudity, be it a nude beach or a desert festival like Burning Man, etc. shirtcockers abound like environmental bedbugs, pests biting at an overall aura. While most shirtcockers manage to find viewing spots of the genitals on display such as behind the tree looking through their high-powered binoculars or behind trail rocks or outcroppings should the shirtcocker want to begin mindlessly stoking his junk as though he's in the privacy of his own boudoir, occasionally even a shirtcocker takes his eyes off the ball(s)/pubic hair on display. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE SHIRTCOCKER OR YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF BEING INFECTED! Shirtcockers, like bats and raccoons, are known carriers of things like rabies, the plague and even the Serious Creeps.

We were walking to the beach when we saw that dude playing with himself behind the slide. Alison must have been shirtcocked, cause she got the Serious Creeps and took off running. Somehow through principals of a non-local universe, the shirtcocker is able to project sex crimes onto his victim simply through lines of sight.

by pete from reno September 6, 2009

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