shitpicker

Someone who picks shit out of his/her ass.

Shade7x is a shitpicker.

by Apocalypse420 August 11, 2003

SHITPICKINUPIN

The act of picking up disgusting animal feces once you get a new pet! They Crap all over your house and ruin your belonings.

"HAPPY SHITPICKINUPIN! Good luck with it shittin' all over your house!"

by Joe Ventoso August 14, 2009

shitpicket

1. A shitpicket is where you stick your finger up a female's anus, grab some shit residue, and slide it out. You then insert your finger into her vagina and clean it all off. She then licks your finger clean.

2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.

Dude, i gave Allison a nasty little shitpicket last night, then i fucked her and she sucked my dick afterwards!

Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.

by Spick Death October 24, 2008

shipdick

A person who owns a boat (larger that 35 feet in length) and is a complete asshole about it.

"My 46 foot vessel is unlike any other. My shit dont stink and I live the yatch life faggot. If you dont own a boat thats at least 35 feet, then you my sir are a piece of arrant feces"
"You, my sir, are a shipdick"

by McCueball April 22, 2016