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Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
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shitmonk

The name commonly given to people who worship shit. For example: 1. People who eat their shit or the shit of others. 2. People who have a shrine in their home and pray to Shitzi ( the Greek god of shit ). 3. People who lay big shits in the toilet, or in their bed, and bring their friends in to inspect the glory. 4. People who worship having shit on their penises so much that they go around ramming their cocks in the shitholes of many dogs.
Guy1: Man, my damn toilet is clogged up!
Guy2: Hey, call Daniel. He'll fix it. He'll shove his arm up in there and pull that turd right out. Yeah, he's a real shitmonk.
by EatMyJunk April 24, 2009
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shitmonster

"shitmonster" a stinking most probally old man who is surrounded by the smell of shit and dresses like a tramp and is just in a bad state
oh my god that old geezer is a shit monster look at him urgh!
by Ford farm massiv May 13, 2005
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shitmonk

an effensive word use to call people by and has no refference to a monk
festy: hey shitmonk
camers: thats mean
by Doomover October 16, 2008
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shitmonkeyz

Noun. Used to describe an FML moment without FML. Also used when Tom Hanks approaches. Was used Michael Jackson was around R.I.P.
"Is that Tom Hanks."

"Shitmonkeyz!!!"
by Leric April 15, 2010
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shimonkee

A creature most commonly used for communication between growths. A shimonkee sends love and positive energy, they can also watch over someone or can be an omen to warn of good or bad to come. Most prevalent when bethanna storner is in the transition stage one-half.
The shimonkees are coming to help us find money to buy ice cream, yippee!
by nutmegfreak11 May 22, 2009
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shitmonkey

a person shitlessly stupid
dave is a fucking shitmonkey
by lockhandel June 20, 2022
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