Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021

Shplappers

The act of getting fucked up and not knowing what else to say because your brain is physically not functioning from the inhalation of marijuana/other recreational drugs and/or alcohol. Also used to describe anything and everything that you happen to find funny during that said time. It can also replace the word JK (see ex)

Geoff is about to shoot a beer pong shot.... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Paul: I just took a hit off that bubbler, damn I feel good... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Miller I hate your guts!... "SHPLAPPERS"!

by Dan Coffee November 16, 2009

shiblap

1.to be awesome and 1337 and better than anybody at halo 3 oh xbox live a.
2.to be the best person at halo 3 in the world

dude im so shiblap at halo 3!

by Marcus Gil June 13, 2008

Suiplap

The word Suiplap Orginates from the afrikaans language
it's a derogatory term used to describe an alcoholic

"Did you gary outside, he's drunk again"

"Ja, hy's 'n regte voken suiplap"(he's a real fucking drunkard)

by THAT_Bitch{Rose-A-Lie} August 20, 2009

Shitlapse

When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.

Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."

Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."

Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."

by KidGoyard November 14, 2016

Shplapp

The sound diarrhea makes what it comes out too fast into the toilet. The sound of your rectum draining of its smelly waist. The sound of chunky splashes falling into a porcelain bowl.

I kept hearing my brother in the bathroom Shplapp, and I couldn't sleep.

by Wagony WigWag July 7, 2011

shipappey

The act of slapping another person item or animal with a man's penis. Types of shipappeys can vary in the form of the adjectives one places before it.

To surprise my friends when camping I wake them each with a cold stickey shipappey.

by theycallmemule October 7, 2013