Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly
couldn't be fucked!!"
Human 2: "
What are you going to do?"
Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink
the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"
Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"
Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."
Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"