To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja
like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other
people believe they vanished into thin air.
Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper
work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"
Human 2: "What are you going to do?"
Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit
story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"
Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"
Human 1: "
brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."
Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"