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Shammy Splash Zone

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1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.
My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.
by europolice March 23, 2010
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When the vag has secreted an excessive amount of discharge in the panties, making the female feel moist and swampish for most of he day.
"Mmmm gurl, I gots ta go change my panties because I got myself a clammy shammy"

"Gurl my shammy be so clammy on dis hot day"
by DPOOKERS January 6, 2010
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An obnoxiously cynical Owl that makes YouTube videos and, despite popular belief, does in fact have an upload schedule. Well known for his Game Reviews and "2 Dollars, 10 Games." video.
1. Damn I miss HIIMCAPSLOCK ... that Shammy guy is so mainstream.
2. "I wanna fuck the Krogan.." - Shammy
by Pepestein April 28, 2017
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Shammy shits

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Getting diarrhea immediately after drinking a shamrock shake.
Hey boss can't come into work today I have the shammy shits, the mintyness burns my anus.
by Mr.GordonPlow February 18, 2021
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an expensive rag used specifically for wipeing up nut
eww whats that?" "go get the shammy
by stackattack January 13, 2011
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1. a nickname for Shamu
2. one currently under the impression that she is dating a rather tall boy, too bad it is in fact it is VERY over
3. also known as a lawn gnome
4. one who is obsessed with myspace
5. a poser who swipes everyone elses layouts, lyrics, etc
6. possibly a childhood star in Steven King's Cat's Eye
7. one who despises melons with jealousy
8. one who has more rolls than a bakery
9. one who is mistaken in thinking that she is attractive and well-liked
10. one who is very ample
11. sink or float is not an issue
12. seafoam green, how ironic; it is not slimming! next time try black to hide the waves
Who let shammy out of the ocean? not me.
The spokesperson for travelocity is Shammy.
Shammy needs to send food to the starving children in Ethiopia.
Shammy bowls with a Frog who cannot spell Ethiopia.
Mirrors worldwide fear Shammy.
You are looking quite shammy tonight, go on Weight Watchers.
Warner Bros misnamed their movie, it really should have been Free Shammy.
What a great line; watch out or Shammy might jack it.
by Save a Whale July 27, 2006
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twat shammy

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Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.
Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.
by makomark13 February 21, 2009
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