Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

holy shitake mushrooms!

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

by holyshi_take April 10, 2009

Shitake Mushrooms

Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.

OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!

by Katherine[: June 6, 2005

Shitake Mushrooms

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".

(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea

by $irHC` March 25, 2010

shiitake mushroom

a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."

1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.

by KRHimself September 5, 2005

shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005

shittake mushrooms

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.

Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?

by G-Nuh August 21, 2006