Shifted

A word usually use by people on drugs to say there on "Cloud Nine."

"yeah dude I'm so shifted right now."

by SprinkleShit9001 December 3, 2023

shifted his own stick

To masturbate.

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011

by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011

shifted records

shifted records is daddy newgen 🤤🤤🤤

agramane: wow omg shifted record the hot newgen
shiftedrecords: sup baby girl 🤤🤤🤤
shifted records is hot

by NOTshiftedrecords January 28, 2022

Shifted-face

There is buzzed, drunk, hammered, shmamered, shit-faced and there is shifted-face. Shifted-face is an extreme form of inebriation that no one except the elites can handle. You become so drunk you start to see people's faces(including your own) shifted from their original position (usually a few inches to the right depending on your tolerance level).

Andrew: I finished the paper
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face

by k1m0z April 11, 2014

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Shifted Beyond Reality

1.Backroom Level 30
2.Interjection of unexpected thing happened

Shifted beyond Reality, man!

by lakundannana menerstandannaver March 4, 2026