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Sexplease?

This is what you say when asking for sex.
The answer should always be Sexyes.
Bert: Sexplease?

Ashlee: Sexyes!
by Roxanne Hayley Michelle August 13, 2007
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shiptease

When you order something from a online market like amazon.com and the status of your order is in the "Not shipped yet" or "Shipping soon" stage for what seems to be an extremely long period of time.
Guy1: Dude I order my Xbox 360 from amazon.com 3 days ago and it hasn't even been shipped yet.

Guy2: Wow what a shiptease.
by CaptainGarbage January 21, 2011
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Shopleaver

noun

A person who has received a gift from someone that is so crap, the recipient has no choice but to return the item back to the shop and leave it there!
after receipt of gift.....

Sandra: what am I supposed to do with this piece of shit?

Mandy: take it back to the shop, and run away!

Sandra: you mean, become a shopleaver?!

Mandy: yep!
by puffinpaws November 27, 2011
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