sheamus

an irish name, referring to the absolute and undeniable coolness of the bearer. commonly short, and incredibly hench, a sheamus can be found in his natural habitat (pub), either resting (passed out in the toilet), hunting for prey (drunk birds gagging for a shag), or, more commonly, pissing in some alleyway, wondering just how the fuck he got there, and why some guy is staring at his dick.

Guy one: Dude, is that a sheamus over there?

Guy two: Over where?

Guy one: There, chatting to that girl who passed out about half an hour ago!

Sheamus: Hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

Girl: *Drools, slumps over*

Sheamus: Yeahh, babyy.

by henry the eighth May 27, 2008

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Sheamus

Sheamus loves Popsicles. Sheamus is an immigrant from the great city of Ireland who flips his lid when he discovers Popsicles over here in the states. Sheamus loves Popsicles so much, he'd kill just to have one. No, seriously. Sheamus killed someone. Oh my golly gosh Sheamus loves Popsicles so much, like holy fuck I don't think there's a single person that loves Popsicles more than Sheamus. Sheamus once made love to a dude just to get a Popsicle and he ain't even gay. Holy fuck this guy loves Popsicles so much he'd suck one right out of a babies mouth. Sheamus also moves in with his uptight cousin, who he teaches how to truly live life.

"That guy is suckin' off a Popsicle!"

"Yeah, that's Sheamus."

by Skynet Universe August 3, 2018

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Sheymus is one hell of a sports gun, he is always up for a challenge no matter what he goes hard. Sheymus is very much a lady's man he treats all the girls with respect and commitment they need and what

Sheymus Carter is a gun in sport.

by Shimmy Shammy June 4, 2018

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Sheamus O'Reilly

The real name of pretty much every Irish boy who is a ginger

Sheamus O'Reilly, why do you love potatoes so much?
Sheamus O'Reilly, did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

by luckoftheirish7777 November 23, 2009

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sherfuscate

A person who conspires to confuse or muddy the waters in relation to discussions relating to the U.Ks energy needs and will not accept the extent to which they themselves or others rely on oil and gas.obfuscatemake obscure, unclear, or unintelligible.

On a freezing cold windless winters night the Country was relying heavily on gas to supply its electricity and heating. An advocate of intermittent renewable energy poasted a comment to sherfuscate the issue by saying that the next day will have a few hours of solar energy and maybe a chance of wind to put forward their argument that a miniscule amount of power produced by said renewables can supply all the needs of the Country.

by Lion of UK Energy July 8, 2018

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sheamus

nicknamed originating from ireland or scotland. a person who inherently fails at everything he or she sets out to accomplish in life, masking his or her mediocrity with a noticeably forced display of nonchalance and happiness whilst in public, donning the plastic and somewhat smug characteristic some describe as the 'perma-smile'.

in more intimate settings, the alone 'sheamus' can be found whimpering in fetal position over the inescapable reality of his or her repressed sadness, often located weeping in front of mirrors or in the shower.

friend 1: man, tom sure is always happy!

friend 2: yeah, because he's a sheamus, dude. my dorm walls are paper thin, his loud sobbing at night always keeps me up.

by densie June 22, 2009

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