1 definition by henry the eighth
an irish name, referring to the absolute and undeniable coolness of the bearer. commonly short, and incredibly hench, a sheamus can be found in his natural habitat (pub), either resting (passed out in the toilet), hunting for prey (drunk birds gagging for a shag), or, more commonly, pissing in some alleyway, wondering just how the fuck he got there, and why some guy is staring at his dick.
Guy one: Dude, is that a sheamus over there?
Guy two: Over where?
Guy one: There, chatting to that girl who passed out about half an hour ago!
Sheamus: Hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?
Girl: *Drools, slumps over*
Sheamus: Yeahh, babyy.
Guy two: Over where?
Guy one: There, chatting to that girl who passed out about half an hour ago!
Sheamus: Hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?
Girl: *Drools, slumps over*
Sheamus: Yeahh, babyy.
by henry the eighth May 27, 2008