shellene

A boss ass bitch!

Look at that girl! She's a Shellene!! I wish I could be a Shellene 😩.

by Aheeihevrkidheveyebfidbduebwie February 23, 2015

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Shelly's Law

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.

Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."

by U_Have_Small_Penis_Syndrome December 2, 2020

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Shelly

A wonderful girl. One that knows the right things to say to make you smile, even when you are at your lowest. A girl who you'd want to make smile just because her smile is one of the most beautiful ones you have ever seen. Her personality is bubbly, and she is a bit weird. Her laughs and giggles are contagious since it will get everyone laughing too. She is one of the most beautiful beings in existence.

Person One: What's the name of that star there? It's really beautiful.
Person 2: I know, it's almost as bright as Shelly.

by thenewkeeperoftherunners July 19, 2014

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shellnut

the word "nutshell" but the words swapped for comedic use.

"this is my story in a shellnut"
"you mean nutshell?"
"shut up tina"

by ohjosh03 November 2, 2018

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shellina

Shellina is a very weird, rare and unique girl. She loves to spill the "tea" with her girlfriends and never fails to leave out any details. She's kind,funny,sarcastic and a bit clumsy and she has good grades. Shellinas are definitely keepers. Don't use them for your benefits or you'll lose a good friend!

E.g She's so funny! Is her name Shellina?

E.g I'm gonna name my daughter Shellina so she'll be gorgeous!

by Curlyhairgirl506 August 23, 2019

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Shealynn

Shealynn

Smartest, kindest, strongest girl, if you see a shealynn keep her forever! She’s very funny but can be serious at times, she’s very touchy ;) thick and athletic but can be very clumsy! She’s very good at responding back fast! You will be amazed by the kind of mother shealynn will turn out too! Shealynn is a little obsessive but can handle herself. She is very loyal and caring but don’t get her on her bad side.. She sometimes goes by the name of Shea. Even tho people hurt her multiple times she will always end up forgiving them. She does not care what other people think she goes by herself..

Shealynn is very outgoing huh?

Kevin: yea I’ll say

by Ashley kennel November 6, 2019

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