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When the penis is stuck in the boner stage after having an orgasm that it cannot handle.
He cummed so hard that he was stuck in the hardcore shellshock penis stage.
by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016
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shellshock

Interjection: used by ninja turtles to express negative feelings of surprise or sometimes pain.
We're out of pizza and the footclan stole Mike. SHELLSHOCK!
by DutchRutterlover April 5, 2009
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Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!
by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018
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Shifty Shellshock

The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.
Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)
by RatchetBoo June 14, 2003
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shellshock

From the epic conker matches of your childhood. The tear-jearking moment when your (one hundred and eightier) conker loses a part of its shell after a well aimed blow from your opponent.

Usually a sure fire precurssor for a conker match defeat.
"OOOHHH! He's just got a shellshock! he's lost it"
by Myxomatosis August 30, 2005
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Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.
by Lil Lep January 25, 2018
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Shell Shocked

The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.
Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.

Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.

Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked
by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010
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