Shell-Dicking

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.

Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.

by Auriman May 21, 2018

self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

Self-dickrecating

Modest about or critical of one's penis. Especially humorously so.

He calls his manhood absurd looking. He's totally self-dickrecating.

by Leo9money May 27, 2018

Self Dickeat

When you ask someone to look up something for the sole intent of making yourself look good.

"Need a report on what happened at the Rally on November 11th 2019."

-He knows exactly what he's doing, self dickeat

by UncleWho November 11, 2022