Shekel Hound

A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.

I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags

by xXFurball February 6, 2015

Sherbeti

When you act or do something so dumb or stupid that it can't be expressed with normal words.

I sherbetied that math test, my mom's gonna kill me!

by junk4lukas May 18, 2021

Shekel Grabber

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021

shekels

jewish coins/israeli currency and for some reason, slang word for cash in Ireland.

Id say they cost ya a few shekels.

Yeah not too bad, 60 quid.

by womoma April 16, 2005

Sheberbens

Asymmetrical boobs, where one is noticeably larger than the other. In some rare cases the nipples are also oddly coloured, the most common instance of this is brown on the larger one and pale on the smaller one. This strange and terrifying phenomenon perplexes and horrifies both scientists and formerly horny men to this day.

Kyle: God damn, that chick looks hot!
Tim:I wouldn't go for her man, she has sheberbens. Take my word for it.

by someidiotinabox August 5, 2011

sherbetbizarre

A British gigolo who attracts women from around the world via the internet.

Man, that bloke Jason is such a sherbetbizarre! He's got hotties diggin' him on three different continents!

by Ric O. December 10, 2008

drinking the parsec sherbet

leaving home without the possibility of coming back

tomorrow's the flight. i'll stop by your house and say goodbye before drinking the parsec sherbet.

by kelamist August 10, 2018