two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"
or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"
or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"
by raaafael September 17, 2007
Get the thats what she said mug.what she wouldn't say.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
by kn and mk August 16, 2010
Get the That's not what she said mug.I don't know who "she" is but "she" is a dirty whore.
by Jimmythefish July 25, 2008
Get the thats what she said mug."thats what she said" is a fun way to work sex into any conversation. heres how:
"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.
"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.
innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this
phote: thats what she said
innocentgirl: that's what who said?
phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com
innocentgirl: still not gettin it
phote: ok so for example:
phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters.
innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated...
innocentgirl: lol
innocentgirl: wait
innocentgirl: that's what she said, right?
phote: i think you've got it...
innocentgirl: did she say that, too?
phote: haha yes
innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right?
phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.
phote: thats what she said
innocentgirl: that's what who said?
phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com
innocentgirl: still not gettin it
phote: ok so for example:
phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters.
innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated...
innocentgirl: lol
innocentgirl: wait
innocentgirl: that's what she said, right?
phote: i think you've got it...
innocentgirl: did she say that, too?
phote: haha yes
innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right?
phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.
by photeman December 3, 2005
Get the thats what she said mug.simple: "its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"
by Kevin Blau October 11, 2006
Get the that's what she said mug.A term commonly used in the hit 2005 nbc comedy show “the office” by the character Michael Scott
It basically turns any normal term into a sexual joke by saying “that’s what she said”
It basically turns any normal term into a sexual joke by saying “that’s what she said”
“Why did you get it so big?”
“Aye that’s what she said” -the office episode 10 of season 2, Christmas Party
“Aye that’s what she said” -the office episode 10 of season 2, Christmas Party
by purplemoonsailor April 22, 2018
Get the That’s what she said mug.Twisting an innocent statement or question into some sort of sexual innuendo by adding the phrase " That's What She Said."
Teacher: Johnny, I think I'll call on you again because you were so good the first time!
Student: Thats what she said.
AimSn1: Dude I can't really talk right now.
AimSn2: Why??
AimSn1: Because I have like Ten People going right now...
AimSn2: That's what she said.
Teacher: ... I can't believe that happened, but since we're on the subject, is there anything else big?
Student: That's what she said.
Student: Thats what she said.
AimSn1: Dude I can't really talk right now.
AimSn2: Why??
AimSn1: Because I have like Ten People going right now...
AimSn2: That's what she said.
Teacher: ... I can't believe that happened, but since we're on the subject, is there anything else big?
Student: That's what she said.
by AJ110 November 8, 2008
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