Shaankanwal has a tiny micro penis and is a very stupid Punjabi male. Also is a failure in life and has failed multiple things in life.
Shaankanwal failed physics chem English and applied for a truck driving program. Shaankanwal has a unibrow
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2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.
3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.
4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.
5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.
3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.
4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.
5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
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He is a very mysterious person if you know him or don't, he may look creepy and some may avoid him but he isn't unless you tell him he is. He is built like a tank, knows how to hold some one down, sometimes shayaans can be total gamer/anime nerd, he rarely let's people into his house, he may not be the best at emotional support but he will try his best to help. He really doesn't love himself because of the looks and things people tell him during the puberty phase but will eventually look hot. His hair varys all the time, he really isn't interested in anybody but when he does he REALLY does, he's faced many hardships, but in all is a really cool guy and you are very lucky to meet him because most likely he can and will change his personality for you.
Did you seen that guy over there he looks so creepy, oh him that's shayaan hes actually a very nice guy
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