A lovesick dude who hoards superhero costumes and has a crush on his pretty Latina coworker, Lucy. Shayan is quite stalkery, to the point of trying to hire people to stalk Lucy for him, but he never actually would harm Lucy, despite his talk of murder-suicide during his depressive episodes. He bombards her with love songs and leaves anonymous gifts on her desk.
He's got a friend who tries to keep him out of trouble, but she typically fails and is usually stuck helping him cover his mess. He's done not being taken seriously by Lucy and regularly roleplays or fantasizes about killing her boyfriend. Overall a pretty sad, crazy dude.
He's got a friend who tries to keep him out of trouble, but she typically fails and is usually stuck helping him cover his mess. He's done not being taken seriously by Lucy and regularly roleplays or fantasizes about killing her boyfriend. Overall a pretty sad, crazy dude.
Person 1: So today I gave my crush an 8 foot tall box of chocolates filled to the brim. Not to brag, but I totally outdid her boyfriend!
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a Shayan.
Person 1: I may or may not have crawled through Lucy's window dressed as Batman
Person 2: WTF SHAYAN???
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a Shayan.
Person 1: I may or may not have crawled through Lucy's window dressed as Batman
Person 2: WTF SHAYAN???
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Get the shayan mug.That one smart math dude that drinks alcohol alone in the afternoon. He loves to penetrate cats and has a really nice fluffy beard that makes him look like a terrorist. He enjoys playing the clarinet and loves to put it up his ass to give it some flavor when playing it. He loves his math teachers and stays after school to "have fun" with them. He is also know as Genghis, King of Mathematics and Cats.
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People whose name is Shayan are considered as super intellectual with very good sense of humor. They are very enthusiastic towards fitness and weightlifting but there first love is forex, they seems very tough and strong but there heart is very kind and soft. Most of the Shayan are shy and Some of are introvert
People whose name is Shayan are considered as super intellectual with very good sense of humor. They are very enthusiastic towards fitness and weightlifting but there first love is forex, they seems very tough and strong but there heart is very kind and soft. Most of the Shayan are shy and Some of are introvert
Are you a shayan because you seems so intelligent
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