Shayan
A lovesick dude who hoards superhero costumes and has a crush on his pretty Latina coworker, Lucy. Shayan is quite stalkery, to the point of trying to hire people to stalk Lucy for him, but he never actually would harm Lucy, despite his talk of murder-suicide during his depressive episodes. He bombards her with love songs and leaves anonymous gifts on her desk.
He's got a friend who tries to keep him out of trouble, but she typically fails and is usually stuck helping him cover his mess. He's done not being taken seriously by Lucy and regularly roleplays or fantasizes about killing her boyfriend. Overall a pretty sad, crazy dude.
He's got a friend who tries to keep him out of trouble, but she typically fails and is usually stuck helping him cover his mess. He's done not being taken seriously by Lucy and regularly roleplays or fantasizes about killing her boyfriend. Overall a pretty sad, crazy dude.
Person 1: So today I gave my crush an 8 foot tall box of chocolates filled to the brim. Not to brag, but I totally outdid her boyfriend!
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a Shayan.
Person 1: I may or may not have crawled through Lucy's window dressed as Batman
Person 2: WTF SHAYAN???
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a Shayan.
Person 1: I may or may not have crawled through Lucy's window dressed as Batman
Person 2: WTF SHAYAN???
Shayan by Faaaat_Dead_Birds October 3, 2023
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