Splatterbate

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time

Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.

by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.

"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"

by Neil G. February 9, 2007

Shitturbate

to masturbate while taking a poop.
Also used in the form shitturbating and shitturbated.

I can't believe you just walked in the bathroom and saw someone shitturbate at that party.

by Birdslur December 8, 2009

skaterbater

a skateboarder who love skating as well as he loves to sroke his salami or whack the monkey or yes even masterbate
The word is also used by skaters to sound cool.

I'm a straight up skaterbater.
Dude, im such a skaterbater.

by Zachy Pooh March 31, 2007

Shitterpated

Adjective; A confused, euphoric state of affection and/or infatuation for an individual to whom one would normally not be attracted, most often occurring in an inebriated state. It is a take on the word "twitterpated," a word for love-drunkenness popularized by an old Disney film.

Dude, what the hell was I thinking nailing that chick last night? She's not even remotely attractive!" "You were shitterpated, bro. It happens. Now get on Facebook and untag the photos, bro.

by BlackSuit91 November 25, 2010

Shaterbating

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner

1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates

by gcrack September 19, 2011