Shahinez

When u meet a Shahinez you will be the happiest person in the world. She is very loving and very caring. If u manage to pull a Shahinez then u are so lucky. You simply know your parents are gonna like her. She is perfect in everyway. She is a real woman who needs to be respected always. She is a great person in a relationship because she just knows how to make u happy and understand u. She is also a very beautiful and gorgeous person. She can be insecure but there is no reason for her to be of course. She is very special on all sorts of ways and all are positive. Shahinez is a person who u never want to lose in your life. She always has your back. If your sister is a Shahinez then u are really lucky aswell since she will support u trough thick and thin. If you are working with a Shahinez then u are really lucky aswell. She will always work and try her best. There is not a thing that a Shahinez cannot do. She can just do everything and everything she does is perfect. Another great thing is that she simply respects everyone and everyone their opinions. When u are lucky enough to call her yours then you have done a great job in life. She will treat u like a king/queen and u should treat her like a Queen. Then u will feel like the luckiest person on the world and that's well deserved because you are!

wow you are in a relationship with a Shahinez
Damn Josh, u are lucky!

by J.I.M December 22, 2020

take a Shatner

Sitting in the captain's chair and dropping a captain's log.

Hurry up in the bathroom,I have to take a Shatner!!!

by squishy pants September 26, 2005

Shatnerd

One who adores and idolizes William Shatner. Usually a female Trekkie who fantasizes about being one of the hot alien chicks Captain Kirk makes out with.

Listening to the original series Star Trek theme song and admiring her many Captain Kirk action figures, she proudly wrote on the wall in big letters: "I am a Shatnerd." And she was.

by the Pollylu July 8, 2004

William Shatnered

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

Shatner

Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.

Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk.
Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket?
Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.

by AlabamaBaby February 18, 2021

Shatner texting

When someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. This behavior can cause the reciever of Shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. It can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. Not to be confused with spamming. Named after William Shatner's speech patterns.

(Bob texting Mary)
Bob:What are

Bob:you

Bob:doing later

Bob: this evening?

Bob:I was

Bob:thinking

Bob:maybe you

Bob: and

Mary: Stop Shatner texting me!

Bob: I

Bob:could see

Bob: a movie

Bob: at the

Bob: cinema

Mary:*throws phone*

by enzymes August 12, 2012

Shatner syndrome

Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner, who had a severe case of it while playing Captian Kirk.

William Shatner: "Mr. Sulu! Ahead! Warp factor six! Engage!"
Mr. Sulu: "Captain, your Shatner syndrome again."

by Alexandrei July 26, 2007